1) Medieval Times is hiring knights in Toronto! And it’s silly how much I enjoyed reading that article.

Delaney had just finished explaining that while work as a knight is physically demanding—he described it as “kind of like WWE meets chicken dinner, with horse riding”…

I hope to use the phrase “____ meets chicken dinner” some day.

2) io9 has a list of 10 Great Fantasy Series to Read While You’re Waiting for George R.R. Martin’s Next Book. I have only read one of the books on this list, Banewreaker, and only half at that.

3) The One Ring nailpolish! Via The Mary Sue.